Quote Patrick

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Valentine's Day / The Paper

Patrick Star: You broke my heart! Now I'm gonna break something of yours!
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Across whole show

Spongebob Squarepants: Oh, Gary! Why didn't you tell me I was pushing you too hard?

Gary: Meow!

Spongebob Squarepants: You did? Oh, Gary! Why didn't you tell me I wasn't listening?

Gary: Meow!

Spongebob Squarepants: You did?
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Spongebob Squarepants: We're not doing so well, Patrick. We need a new tactic.

Patrick Star: I got it! Let's get naked!

Spongebob Squarepants: No, lets save that for when we're selling real estate.
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[Spongebob and Patrick have just been fried by Man-Ray]

Patrick Star: What's that smell?

Spongebob Squarepants: That, Patrick, is the smell of defeat.

Patrick Star: Oh, good. I thought it was my skin.
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Spongebob Squarepants: Remember, Patrick. Flatter the customer. Make him feel good.

Fish: Hello?

Patrick Star: I love you.
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Spongebob and Patrick have wrecked Mr. Krabs' first dollar]

Patrick Star: This is all Mr. Krab's fault. If he hadn't had hung that stupid dollar in the first place. It's not as if it looks like any regular dollar. Why hang it? You could just stick any old dollar bill up on the wall and Krabs wouldn't know the difference! You might as well just reach into my wallet, take out a dollar, and put it on the wall.

Spongebob Squarepants: Patrick, take out your wallet.

Patrick Star: I don't see where you're going with this.
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Patrick star: Knowledge cannot replace friendship. I'd rather be an idiot than lose you.

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Patrick star: Maybe a story will cheer you up... Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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spongebob : What are you normally do when I'm gone?

patrick : Wait for you to get back.

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SpongeBob: Guess what, Squidward?

Patrick: Me and Spongebob are friends again!

Squidward: Great. Go be friends somewhere else.

SpongeBob: Don't you want us to help you clean this up a little?

Squidward: NO! OUT!

SpongeBob: Psst. I think he's jealous.

Patrick: How pathetic.

Squidward: [growls, slams his door, a nearby bubble pops into it and the door falls on Squidward] Ohh, my back!

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Patrick Star: Can I have everybody's attention?... I have to use the bathroom.

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Flying dutchman : "For this, I will give you 3 wishes."

Patrick: "Make it five."

Flying dutchman: "Four."

Patrick: "Three, take it or leave it." (yang ini gw ngakak abis)hahaha

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Patrick: Do you know what is funnier than 23?

Spongebob: What?

Patrick: 24 :)

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Patrick: Just do what I do when I have problems. SCREAM!

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[SpongeBob and Patrick are about to paint Mr. Krabs' living room]

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs sure has a lot of expensive treasures to drip paint on. Do you think we should take them down?

Patrick: No way, SpongeBob. We're not being paid to move stuff.

SpongeBob: Patrick, we're not being paid at all.

Patrick: That's what I'm saying. We're not getting paid, and that's that.

SpongeBob: I guess we'll have to paint around them.

Patrick: Fine. Just don't pay me.


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